UNPRECEDENTED: MAKING NEWS HISTORY
NEVER PUBLISHED EARLIER SINCE 1917!
Like actually though, we usually call our publishing company (Turley Publications) and we’re not sure if we’ll get the same guy as usual because we usually call around 2 - 6 AM.
The Sophian knows the joys of staying up late all too well. Congratulations!
Busy night in Capen Annex
look forward to a new issue of The Sophian popping up near you on Thursday!
“You are invited to reflect upon the Flight of the Manatee in the designated Manatee Contemplation Area. It is truly the essence of summer.”
— Quotes from the eDigest. This is why everyone should read the emails they receive from “eDigest eDigest” (via emlynch
Spotted in this week’s police blotter…